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Chili's:

Meru (meru_fgc), how do you feel about Chili's. I got you Meru, I got you, calm down, everythings ok. I’m gunna tell you bout something, k Meru. No, you’re not a burden at all, you’re perfectly fine. Meru you’re perfectly fine. So here’s the thing Meru. Have you ever been to a Chili's. Chili's is a nice restaurant, I used to go there a lot. and you’ll get used to going to Chili's, you’ll go there over, over and over. Maybe once or twice or even three times a week, You’ll think Chili's is the only restaurant you’ll know, maybe Chili's wasn’t even right for you in the first place. Maybe TGI Friday’s is your restaurant, maybe Applebee’s, maybe even a mom and pop. Don’t let Chili's be the end of you, because there’s more than just Chili's out there, and (talked too fast) you’re going to be sitting there thinking, what am I gunna do without fajitas or boneless buffalo wings, other restaurants have boneless buffalo wings, and they might even be better, they might even be better then the boneless buffalo wings at your Chili's, so just look forward to (talked too fast), and new restaurants available to you. Cause you’re not just going to be held down to Chili's. I hoped that helped Meru.

But, she was my cinnamon apple pie (said by Meru). Have you heard, when I was young, I loved bologna sandwiches, I would have bologna sandwich for lunch, I would come home after school and say hey mom, I want a bologna sandwich. For dinner? Bologna sandwich. You know what, eventually I had so many bologna sandwiches, I never wanted to look at bologna ever again, but then……… I found Salami, (something something bologna sucks salami good) While your cinnamon pie was good (or some shit), your world is open, there’s cherry pie, key lime pie. silk pie, pumpkin pie, peach pie, there’s so many pies out there. You’re gunna try more pies, you’re probably thinking I’m never gunna eat more pies ever again but eventually you’re gunna try more pies, then one day (something about how cinnamon sucks after trying more flavours) maybe I’m a peach guy, many pies in the seas (or some shit man I dunno). ICMZ says "chocolate cream pie". Stay away from chocolate cream pie. (Back to GG and how Eddie is some shit.)

Ocean Man:

OCEAN MAN :ocean: :heart_eyes: Take me by the hand :raised_hand: lead me to the land that you understand :raised_hands: :ocean: OCEAN MAN :ocean: :heart_eyes: The voyage :bike: to the corner of the :earth_americas: globe is a real trip :ok_hand: :ocean: OCEAN MAN :ocean: :heart_eyes: The crust of a tan man :man_with_turban: imbibed by the sand :+1: Soaking up the :sweat_drops: thirst of the land :100: